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Isn't it just like a man to trade in the old model and find a newer model?  Well, that newer model needs some time to figure out the lay of the land!  She will be taking notes for a long time before he figures out he made a mistake!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SJM Magnetics Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48075843371226,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9157\/9354\/files\/FieldGuide1.png?v=1781826927"},{"product_id":"male-species-field-guide-magnet-no-2-midlife-peacock","title":"Male Species Field Guide Magnet No. 2 – Midlife Peacock","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the acclaimed \u003cem\u003eMale Species Field Guide\u003c\/em\u003e series comes No. 2: \u003cstrong\u003eThe Midlife Peacock\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The male approaches midlife. Notice the elaborate display.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eObservation: Highly visible. Frequently unnecessary. Often expensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis refrigerator magnet is equal parts wildlife documentary and couples therapy. Perfect for anyone who has witnessed — or survived — a midlife display in the wild. Makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, anniversaries, or just a Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium quality magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, eye-catching design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of the Male Species Field Guide collector series\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"SJM Magnetics Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48075877974234,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9157\/9354\/files\/Field_Guide_2.png?v=1781827598"},{"product_id":"male-species-field-guide-magnet-no-12-the-equipment","title":"Male Species Field Guide Magnet No. 12 – The Equipment","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the acclaimed \u003cem\u003eMale Species Field Guide\u003c\/em\u003e series comes No. 12: \u003cstrong\u003eThe Equipment\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The equipment may be older, but the operator still expects performance. 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Research remains inconclusive.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eObservation: Initial confidence: high. Data reliability: low. Conclusion: pending.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScience has yet to confirm this theory, but that hasn't stopped anyone from testing it. A magnet that belongs on every fridge where someone is quietly keeping score. 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Ideal gift for anyone who has watched this unfold from the passenger seat — or the driveway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium quality magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, eye-catching design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of the Male Species Field Guide collector series\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"SJM Magnetics Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48075879055578,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/9157\/9354\/files\/Field_Guide_3.png?v=1781827797"},{"product_id":"male-species-field-guide-magnet-no-9-younger-companion","title":"Male Species Field Guide Magnet No. 9 – Younger Companion","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the acclaimed \u003cem\u003eMale Species Field Guide\u003c\/em\u003e series comes No. 9: \u003cstrong\u003eYounger Companion\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The male has acquired a younger companion. 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